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Pompierre is a neighbourhood (quartier) of Terre-de-Haut Island, located in the French commune of Terre-de-Haut, Saintes, Guadeloupe, the Caribbean. It is located in the northeastern part of the island. The Pompierre Beach is situated on this quarter.
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Augustus Romaldus Wright was an American politician and lawyer, who briefly served against the United States as a colonel in the Confederate States Army during the American Civil War. He resigned his commission to serve in the Confederate Congress.
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