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Epinotia demarniana is a moth of the family Tortricidae found in most of Europe, east to the eastern part of the Palearctic realm.
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Ashgrove Loch, also known as Stevenston Loch, is a mesotrophic lochan in North Ayrshire, Scotland, approximately 2 km northeast of the town of Stevenston.
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