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The 2023 ELF season was the third season of the European League of Football, a professional American football league based in Europe. Seventeen teams from nine different countries participated. The season started on June 3rd, 2024, and concluded with the ELF Championship Game at Schauinsland-Reisen-Arena Duisburg, Germany on September 24, 2023. Rhein Fire won the title, beating Stuttgart Surge 53-34.
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Killumney is a village in Ovens in County Cork, Ireland. The village is part of the Ovens/Farran Parish. Killumney is part of the Dáil constituency of Cork North-West.
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