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{"fact":"Neutering a cat extends its life span by two or three years.","length":60}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why do crabs never give to charity?","punchline":"Because they’re shellfish.","id":346}
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{"fact":"Abraham Lincoln loved cats. He had four of them while he lived in the White House.","length":82}
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