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{"type":"standard","title":"El Carmelo Hotel","displaytitle":"El Carmelo Hotel","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q111335927","titles":{"canonical":"El_Carmelo_Hotel","normalized":"El Carmelo Hotel","display":"El Carmelo Hotel"},"pageid":70368646,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/14/El_Carmelo_Hotel.jpg/330px-El_Carmelo_Hotel.jpg","width":320,"height":189},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/14/El_Carmelo_Hotel.jpg","width":921,"height":544},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1243067132","tid":"2e5e9af1-66b0-11ef-9677-0e7fb1c1e4f6","timestamp":"2024-08-30T09:13:55Z","description":"Historic Hotel","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":36.61777778,"lon":-121.91666667},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Carmelo_Hotel","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Carmelo_Hotel?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Carmelo_Hotel?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:El_Carmelo_Hotel"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Carmelo_Hotel","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/El_Carmelo_Hotel","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Carmelo_Hotel?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:El_Carmelo_Hotel"}},"extract":"El Carmelo Hotel was Pacific Grove's first hotel, opened to guests on May 20, 1887. It was sometimes called the sister of the Hotel Del Monte. It was located on Lighthouse Avenue between Fountain and Grand Avenues, Pacific Grove and owned by the Pacific Improvement Company (PIC). In 1907, the name of the hotel changed to the Pacific Grove Hotel. In 1917, the PIC decided to dismantle it and use the wood in the reconstruction of The Lodge at Pebble Beach, California that had burned down on December 17, 1917. The empty block was sold to W. R. Holman in 1919 to open the Holman Department Store.","extract_html":"
El Carmelo Hotel was Pacific Grove's first hotel, opened to guests on May 20, 1887. It was sometimes called the sister of the Hotel Del Monte. It was located on Lighthouse Avenue between Fountain and Grand Avenues, Pacific Grove and owned by the Pacific Improvement Company (PIC). In 1907, the name of the hotel changed to the Pacific Grove Hotel. In 1917, the PIC decided to dismantle it and use the wood in the reconstruction of The Lodge at Pebble Beach, California that had burned down on December 17, 1917. The empty block was sold to W. R. Holman in 1919 to open the Holman Department Store.
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