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Branston is a large village in the civil parish of Branston and Mere, in the North Kesteven district of Lincolnshire, England, 4 miles (6 km) south-east of Lincoln on the B1188 road to Sleaford. In 2021 it had a population of 4283. It is the principal settlement in the parish of Branston and Mere.
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