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{"fact":"The average cat can jump 8 feet in a single bound, nearly six times its body length!","length":83}
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{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What does an angry pepper do?","punchline":"It gets jalapeño face.","id":236}
{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}
{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}
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