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Jānis Tutins is a Latvian politician. He is a member of Harmony and a deputy of the 9th, 10th, 11th and 12th Saeima. He began his current term in parliament on November 4, 2014.

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High & Dry is the debut album by American country music singer-songwriter Marty Brown. It was produced by Tony Brown and released in August 1991 on MCA Records. It featured 3 singles, none of which charted. The album itself peaked at number 44 and spent 20 weeks on the Top Country Albums chart.

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