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{"type":"standard","title":"Crinan, Argyll","displaytitle":"Crinan, Argyll","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5185734","titles":{"canonical":"Crinan,_Argyll","normalized":"Crinan, Argyll","display":"Crinan, Argyll"},"pageid":1090574,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/48/Crinan.jpg/330px-Crinan.jpg","width":320,"height":205},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/48/Crinan.jpg","width":640,"height":409},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285621206","tid":"1bab8573-1968-11f0-890c-cb0191ae2cf4","timestamp":"2025-04-14T19:38:58Z","description":"Village in Argyll and Bute, Scotland","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":56.090766,"lon":-5.558376},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crinan%2C_Argyll","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crinan%2C_Argyll?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crinan%2C_Argyll?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Crinan%2C_Argyll"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crinan%2C_Argyll","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Crinan%2C_Argyll","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crinan%2C_Argyll?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Crinan%2C_Argyll"}},"extract":"Crinan is a small village located on the west coast of Scotland in the region known as Knapdale, which is part of Argyll and Bute.\nBefore the Crinan Canal was built, Crinan was named Port Righ which meant the king's port. The canal was named from the small settlement of Crinan Ferry on the edge of Loch Crinan where a small ferry landed. The name Crinan probably derives from the Creones tribe who lived in the area in 140 AD. \nThe canal starts at Ardrishaig sea loch on Loch Gilp, and ends nine miles away at Crinan sea loch on the Sound of Jura. The canal was designed to provide a short cut between the west coast and islands at one end and the Clyde estuary at the other, and so avoid the long voyage around the south end of the Kintyre Peninsula.","extract_html":"
Crinan is a small village located on the west coast of Scotland in the region known as Knapdale, which is part of Argyll and Bute.\nBefore the Crinan Canal was built, Crinan was named Port Righ which meant the king's port. The canal was named from the small settlement of Crinan Ferry on the edge of Loch Crinan where a small ferry landed. The name Crinan probably derives from the Creones tribe who lived in the area in 140 AD. \nThe canal starts at Ardrishaig sea loch on Loch Gilp, and ends nine miles away at Crinan sea loch on the Sound of Jura. The canal was designed to provide a short cut between the west coast and islands at one end and the Clyde estuary at the other, and so avoid the long voyage around the south end of the Kintyre Peninsula.
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Karl Schranz is a former champion alpine ski racer from Austria, one of the best of the 1960s and early 1970s.
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