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Susanna Harutyunyan is an Armenian writer and the author of eight novels. In 2016 she won the Presidential Award for Literature.
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Zwartkop is a residential suburb next to Centurion lake in Centurion, South Africa. Historically the suburb was part of the town of Centurion. The suburb is located on a cluster of hills south-west of the Centurion lake. The suburb contains multiple security areas which have been closed off and is monitored by independent security companies. All residential properties in Zwartkop remains free-standing houses with the exception of Zwartkop Extension 7 which has multiple apartments and town-house complexes.
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Fermín Caballero y Morgáez was a Spanish geographer, journalist, writer, and liberal politician.
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