{"slip": { "id": 109, "advice": "To cleanly remove the seed from an Avocado, lay a knife firmly across it, and twist."}}
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Hyppa indistincta is a species of cutworm or dart moth in the family Noctuidae. It is found in North America.
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Classic Goldie was a British two-part documentary directed by Toby Macdonald shown on BBC Two in Summer 2009.
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Lincoln is a town on Lake Ontario in the Niagara Region, Ontario, Canada. The town's administrative and commercial centre is in the community of Beamsville.
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