{"fact":"Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day. When cats are asleep, they are still alert to incoming stimuli. If you poke the tail of a sleeping cat, it will respond accordingly.","length":167}
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{"fact":"A cat's jaw has only up and down motion; it does not have any lateral, side to side motion, like dogs and humans.","length":113}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Stenochlaena","displaytitle":"Stenochlaena","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1328365","titles":{"canonical":"Stenochlaena","normalized":"Stenochlaena","display":"Stenochlaena"},"pageid":12919496,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/28/Stenoc_palus_100625-5191_mms.JPG/330px-Stenoc_palus_100625-5191_mms.JPG","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/28/Stenoc_palus_100625-5191_mms.JPG","width":2000,"height":1500},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1288513683","tid":"1a36f4af-27cf-11f0-b3ac-682ab14622ed","timestamp":"2025-05-03T03:31:30Z","description":"Genus of ferns","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stenochlaena","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stenochlaena?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stenochlaena?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Stenochlaena"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stenochlaena","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Stenochlaena","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stenochlaena?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Stenochlaena"}},"extract":"Stenochlaena is a genus of ferns of the plant family Blechnaceae. Six species were formally accepted in an April 2013 scientific review of the genus, first written some years earlier and submitted in 2009. One additional species S. hainanensis awaits confirmation of its difference from S. palustris by means of differences in fertile material and/or its formal publication. One additional likely species grows naturally in Cameroon, Africa, recognised with the descriptive name Stenochlaena sp. 'Cameroon' but it awaits formal description.","extract_html":"
Stenochlaena is a genus of ferns of the plant family Blechnaceae. Six species were formally accepted in an April 2013 scientific review of the genus, first written some years earlier and submitted in 2009. One additional species S. hainanensis awaits confirmation of its difference from S. palustris by means of differences in fertile material and/or its formal publication. One additional likely species grows naturally in Cameroon, Africa, recognised with the descriptive name Stenochlaena sp. 'Cameroon' but it awaits formal description.
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{"fact":"A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.","length":116}
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{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, and the cat - 230.","length":70}
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